Soutered

To misrepresent one's own beliefs (political or otherwise) for the purpose of self gain. The term originates from the appointment of Justice David Souter to the Supreme Court by Republican President George H. W. Bush. Although a self-proclaimed conservative himself, Souter soon after revealed himself to be a liberal. Therefore, the verb "souter" or to be "soutered" means most nearly the act of expressing views other than one's own for the purpose of furthering one's own cause.

Dude, that PETA operative doesn't actually like hamburgers! He only came to my barbecue to sabotage my patties. I was totally soutered.

Roger isn't actually a Republican. He just soutered us so he could spy on our campaign rally!

'Joe Millionaire' is a show where a bunch of dumb broads get soutered by a bachelor who isn't actually wealthy.

by cowboyNY June 18, 2010

mother fucking sorcerers

The best answer for every situation in life

white card from cards against humanity

Mother fucking sorcerers, my husband is sleeping with my sister!

What the hell Happened?!?! Mother fucking sorcerers

by momma knows best February 19, 2015

despedida de soltera

This type of party people use to have for the bride the night before the wedding. Phrase used in Costa Rica and other Latin American coutries. It is usually organized by the bride`s close female friends. Wild and crazy things can happen that night.

Hey! Stefanie`s wedding`s next Saturday! Let`s arrange a despedida de soltera for her. She won`t forget it in her lifetime!

by Mr.Broki August 14, 2010

SOLTERN

A person who plays a knowingly fake scrabble word for a bingo; a despicable person of low moral character. Also applies to the spurious bingo word itself.

Don't be such a SOLTERN, you know as well as I do that Olestra is a brand name.

by limeduck August 12, 2012

sporter collie

(derogative) A border collie that has been bred for desirable qualities associated with competing in organized dog sports.

I also think that, if this is your first sports dog, that getting a sporter collie from a sport breeder is likely overkill and you may find yourself overdogged very quickly.

by Bok111 November 23, 2013

Sorten

Very short shorts. To the point where people can see your underwear

Gilasary: UGH I hate people who wear shorts so sorten! Bam: Me too! They have way too much hoetality !

by Gilasary Namikaze April 6, 2015

sorpersden

when your finger tears through the toilet paper and goes up your arse

Person A: 'Nice shit?'
Person B: 'Not really. I just sorpersdenned myself hard'

by ntsclsclst June 14, 2016