shartattack

when someone freaks out so much for some reason that they shart in their pants leaving it all soggy.

Dude when that bus almost hit me i had a major shartattack, i got to go home.

by shartattack December 30, 2006

Smart Shop

A type of shop located in Amsterdam which legally sells different types of fresh magic mushrooms.

Those mexican shrooms I got from the Smart Shop fucked me up man

by cliffrod February 19, 2007

smartcanucks

An euphemism commonly used by Canadians to describe a group of people who are known to be untrustworthy, immoral, and have very low standards of living.

Trump is pretty stupid but smartcanucks are the biggest group of idiots you'll ever encounter.

by RoccoTheRaccoon August 1, 2017

Slutty-Smart

A girl who has both A high number of sexual partners and a higher IQ to match. She likes sex, but she can also ace that Calculus test next week.

Chris: Dude! Sam is so Slutty-Smart!

Adam: How?

Chris: She has been with like 6 guys all through high school and she has a 4.0 GPA!

Adam: DAMN!!!

by Silver Chram April 9, 2010

smarten up

pay attention to what you're doing

See watch your back.

While walking down the street you go to turn down a blind alley. At the corner someone notices you.

"Hey smarten up!."

You look down the alley realizing what you were about to do and proceed down the street instead.

by th3m0nk October 16, 2011

mrs smart

An absolute cunt who bullies children and works in a shit hole.

Omg she sounds like a cunt, are you talking about Mrs Smart?!

by TheBigPink December 15, 2014

Smart Dumbass

Some who gets straight A's in school, but out of school they're a complete dumbass who thinks they know every thing but don't know shit because they're only school smart

Man that he's fuckin dumb! He say's he gets straight A's, but he shore doesn't know shit when he's trying to explain a part of someone else's conversation. He must be a Smart dumbass.

by Average_joe420 August 29, 2014