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mile high slush puppy 

when you wank your load into a plane toilet and quickly flush it in the hope that it will freeze into a spear of jiz and spike an unsuspecting naked sunbather, thus impregnating your seed
captain: would passengers please take their seats, including those tossing off a mile high slush puppy in the bog
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Scottish fanny batter usually smeared on the face when eating a haddock pastie
Och Ey Man, theres Fud Slush all ova ya kippa
Fud Slush by lukeash September 7, 2005

Bum Slush 

Diorrhea with large chunks in it. Its a bit thicker than water; same consistancy as a slush puppy, may be blue or red or both.
'That curry gave me terrible bum slush!'
Bum Slush by Miles Lloyd May 16, 2007

Interracial Slush Puppy 

A black male anally fucks a white girl, mexican girl, muslim girl, and an asian girl. After ejaculation in each ass the girl then shits into a slush puppy cup. After all the shit is collected, the girls drink up.
DeSean: What is your favorite slush puppy flavor?
Megan: An Interracial Slush Puppy.

DeSean: Stay thirsty my friends.

Suicide Slush 

A slushy made at a Sonic Drive In that contains every slushy flavor
I would like to order a Route 44 suicide slush
Suicide Slush by bdub254 November 12, 2010

North County Road Slush 

Start by tittie fucking your woman and before ejaculation deficate on her chest while busting your load in her face
Tittie fuck your woman and before exploding poop on her chest and then bust a nut on her face you have performed the North County Road Slush! Compliments of St. Louis, MO