Slooter

This is a definition that in compasses a wide range of "slutty" activities. These girls are not even bangable by the fattest dork in the world. These girls are so buttfaced that they should join the circus.However still find their way to get banged when these girls get guys so drunk that they don't realize that they are about to get busy with a donkeyfaced gorilla looking hoe.

" Jared did u hook up with that slooter agian?"
" you should go to the clinic i think that slooter has herpes."
" that melissa girl was a slooter"

by Daniel Cohen July 22, 2006

snooze cruise

when one is tired and wants to drift away into sleep during the day.

Guy 1:Hey bro i'm so tired cuz i was up all night with them ladies.

Guy 2: Dude just take a nice long snooze cruise!

by Ryan Go money August 30, 2006

sqooze

verb- to squeeze one's buttcheeks together so that an unwanted fart cannot escape accidently.
pronunciation: skwoes

"i sqooze and i sqooze but it just came out"

by Majikmolacka August 6, 2006

Snoozeplay

To engage in sexual activity with someone while they're still sleeping.

I woke up and she was sleeping in my arms, so I reached down into her panties and stuck my thumb in her butt! Bitch got snoozeplayed!

by Preston Thalindroma August 18, 2009

Slooter Show

Slooter Show- Verb - Slooters (sluts) that congregate together to form what people call the Slooter Show. This show can range from 2 to 15 Slooters who congregate at any given place at any different time.

For instance, Katie is waiting for Chelsea, then the slooter show will begin.

by Slooter King November 16, 2009

Snooze Guilt

That horrible feeling of shame and regret that descends upon a person, often who has Snooze Syndrome, when they finally get out of bed following repeated snoozing (usually more than four snoozes). The guilt is typically amplified because it is coming immediately after the wonderful feeling of euphoria from the snoozing itself.

John: Why are you so down?

Jane: I was in bed on my 12th snooze and feeling so nice and snuggly. Then I finally got up and now I am in a bad mood.

John: Sound like you have a bad case of snooze guilt.

Jane: Piss off.

by dalain August 10, 2012

slozzed

Refers to being so drunk you are out of control of your body. You generally remember nothing the next morning, as though it never happened. Next level drunk.

"Omg Lauren you were slozzed last night!"
"I know right, I don't remember anything!"

by Slozzylozzy December 10, 2013