mall sarger

men or boys who go to the mall to look for hot single girls and try to strike up a conversation and get numbers

"Hey ladies.Could you help me and my friend here, we have a problem"

"Get outta here you creep. We know you're just a mall sarger, and we're not interested. GOT IT?"

by 1234_go 'n get 'em October 8, 2009

Nick's Large Christmas Tree

A large tree, usually about 12ft tall, owned by a person named Nick who has an extremely large penis

Nick's Large Christmas Tree is second to none

by ROACH SMASHER December 14, 2010

splargen

To splarg all over ones face.

Guy: So whats up?
Awesome man: Splargen

by SplargenFACE February 1, 2005

Sargent

A teacher that teaches ccp but never shows up

Sargent is missing

by ThomasJefferson69 March 12, 2019

Daniel Sargent

He is the biggest nonce alive and when a girl says hello to him he immediately gets a boner and will want to fist you, also he likes to be gay but is actually straight he does this by whispering behind your neck like a pedo and says come with me baby.

If somebody knows a Daniel Sargent stay away from them

by I crave pickles May 19, 2019

Slagerman

A man who rams another mans penis down his throat, instead of the usual sucking.

Tim: Did you hear about john and jake? I heard that they're gay for each other.

Ryan: Yeah, I heard Jake's a real Slagerman.

by Mongo_2000 March 6, 2010

Seargent On Arm

A person in a social club who get people back on track.
And tell them to shut the fuck up.

Members:blah blah blah blah blah
Seargent On Arm: Shut Da Fuck up and listen
Members:..............
Seargent On Aarm :Thats right motha fucka!

by SocialWorld July 9, 2011