saffa

an awesomest person ever

dude hes cooler than saffa...
no he isnt... saffa is the best...

by saaafffaaa December 15, 2010

Scaffy

When something appears to have been created or given detail to in a tightwad manner. Scrimping or being stingy. Something very poor in amount or lack of detail.

Orphan Boy: "Please Sir, please may I have some supper?"

Master: "NO BOY! Why should you receive anything????"

Orphan Boy: "I need food for I am hungry & I have completed all of my chores!"

Master: "Hmm.. Very well. You may have ONE small portion of Gruel!!!"

Orphan Boy: "Err.. Master that is really scaffy as I was rather hoping for the Lobster & Caviar!"

..Example 2..

Linzi: "Hey, do you like my new chair?"

Elliot: "No way! It's a bit scaffy! Look at the way it has been made! It resembles an 8 year old's wood shop skills!" Oh.. And if that is oak then I will bottle up my farts & go deep-sea diving breathing nothing but my ass gas!"

by PeggyLuXXX July 6, 2007

Scaffolders Laptop

Scaffolders Laptop = Fruit Machine, Diddler or any kind of gaming machine found in bars that will ultimately lose you money but seems to attract people nevertheless especially from the laboring trades.

"Man, I cant believe Numnuts over there just won £20 on that scaffolders laptop, I've been diddling it for over an hour!!"

"He's pro man!? he's a scaffolder!!""

"Ahhhh....."

by Quickerwit October 6, 2011

saffat

Saffat is a Bengali boy that you will cherish in your life. He will give terrible advice, but always listen. He is sensitive on the inside, and is hard to crack open; but when you do, you’ll be shook from the depth of his mind. He won’t marry you, but he’ll be at more wedding events than your groom. He loves children and they love him. He is uncomfortable talking to adults but adults love talking to him. He loves his siblings so much That if they move away he will find a way to live with them. He is a mommas boy. He respects women, trans women; bi women, gay women, mono women; just all women. He is a catch. However, he needs to work on his self care and social abilities. Overall; you need a Saffat in your life

You: did you see Saffat over there?

Me: Yeah I wanted water and I didn’t even have to ask him to get me some and while he was getting it he and I engaged in a nice chat

You: wow. Saffat is iconic

Me: #true

by Bebe rekha July 19, 2018

slaf

a bibulous little hobag. slafen whoren!

be gone you dirty little slaf

by podiatry_do October 3, 2004

Shaffner

an intelligent individual.

That shaffner really knows what he is talking about.

by Katiemichellelove March 24, 2008

Scaffle

Verb.
To stab someone in the eye with a dull pencil or pencil eraser.
Can be used in the past tense. Scaffled.

Tom through a paper at me so I scaffled him.
Dude, why's your eye bleeding? Did you get scaffled?

by HRHAnastasia February 23, 2011