Sitting on a Rubber Band

Speaking one's way into an akward conversation.

I was sitting on a rubber band when I told my date she had a fat ass.

by Joey Tcif June 11, 2007

Baby Sitter

Someone who cares for children from birth generally up to 12.

Or someone who can't behave themselves on the job.

I once had an in-house babysitter named Warren, me and my friend named Joe had a quick 5 minute game of Monday Nite Football.

Warren came out of the office, saw us, and kicked our ass.

by Saints October 19, 2003

sitting on the pity potty

Is the process in which one goes through to receive attention and/or sympathy depending on the degree of drama one uses to achieve desired effect. Used as a form of manipulation. This process usually takes place at a party or gathering of some sort. It is performed by a drama queen or girl who feels threatened by: 1. Another female. 2. Boyfriends’ ex-girlfriend, also at the gathering. The first step in the process is pretending to feel sick. Second announces, “I am going to the bathroom.” She waits in the bathroom to see how long it takes for someone to miss her-preferably her boyfriend. While sitting on the pity potty the pity potty sitter will: 1. Feel sorry for herself. 2. Begin to question her relationships with the boyfriend and friends, also at the party. 3. Be fueled by jealously. 4. Possibly become paranoid. If missed, the pity potty sitter will be found crying in the bathroom for some insignificant reason that will be different depending on who finds her. The longer it takes for someone to find her the more dramatic the effects will be. Drugs and/or alcohol will also intensify these effects. If no one attempts to locate the pity potty sitter they will do one of two things depending on which story of the house the bathroom is located on. 1. Reenter the party with swolen red eyes and nose and demand to leave resulting in a very dramatic exit and much concern. 2. Perform the locked in the bathroom maneuver by crawling out the window and reentering the party telling everyone she was locked in the bathroom and make her friends and boyfriend feel guilty for not missing her or coming to her rescue or take on the rock star persona and win her boyfriends affection. TROUBLE awaits the bastard boyfriend who did not miss the pity potty sitter and will result in a huge confrontation and could later be means for a pity party.

"I was sitting on the pity potty for 45 mins. before anyone came to check on me."

"She fell and couldn't get up. We thought she was sitting on the pity potty and didn't check on her for hours.

Party goer #1: Where is your girlfriend?
Ex-girlfriend: She's been sitting on the pity potty for like 30 minutes now.
Party goer #1: Dude you think you should check on her?
Bastard Boyfriend: Naw, she's alright.

"My boyfriend is not paying enough attention to me and has been looking at that skank all night.Time to go sit on the pity potty."

by psychmajor June 10, 2008

dome sitter

it is a pillow where u place ur dome sometimes when u have had a rough day or ur tired or u jus feel like placing/sitting ur dome on something

it is where u place ur dome on a fluffy piece of rectangle.

aka u sit ur fuckin head on a fuckin pillow

aka #2 aka numero dose its a dome sitter

by tylake August 9, 2007

sitting on the fence

existing in a state of uncertainty and ambivalency.

He's really sitting on the fence about his roommate—he might be a great guy, but he might be a real villain...

by Battlemonk September 29, 2005

house sitter

When you take a massive grommer in someone's toilet and close the lid afterwards while they are away on vacation. Then they come home after a long drive, rush to the toilet, open the seat and BOOM they meet the house sitter.

Did you hear that Amos threw up blood when he met his house sitter after he got back from the beach yesterday?

by Dr. Grommer, MD August 18, 2010

Smitten

More than like, but not quite love yet, its that feeling in between the two. That feeling of butterflies in your tummy. Its that feeling that makes you smile whenever you think about that special person.

Kayla was quite the smitten kitten when she talked about Tyler.

by SamG21 August 11, 2010