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Chandler simmons

Has a fat badonkadonk everyone’s wants to touch with big bubble fish lips
Hey jaycie want to smack chandler Simmons big dumptruck
by Neiskke March 8, 2021
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April Simmons

Oh, she is just a gorgeous girl! She is so incredibly kind and just a warm-hearted person. She might think less of herself but everyone knows she is beautiful. She is fierce and bold and she tries her best in everything. If you are dating an April Simmons shes a keeper!
Omg is that April Simmons
by poopyfinger11 October 28, 2019
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jonathan Simmons

A civil Asian man that is very well crafted with automobiles and talks about naruto constantly. He is.. a very hard worker at chick fila and he loves to eat rice in the mornings.
by Master Officer November 20, 2021
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Simmons Middle School

A stupid place with the best science teachers and the most perverted English teacher. Some girl broke a window and some guy got punched so hard in the balls they heard a pop and he had to go to the ER. One time kids made a teacher cry in class so bad she left the building. Some 8th graders also broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But also some kid who went there won a national math competition so I guess they got a little bit of smart.
Person 1: Hey did you see that poster raising money to replace that one guys balls.

Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?

Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.
by achair48 November 21, 2023
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Colin Simmons

by Lil Gary July 29, 2019
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Jim Simmons

When you’re getting hot and heavy with a dude, fully clothed, and he cums in his pants.
Ashley totally got Jim Simmonsed last night. What a loser ass clown.
by AKattt October 25, 2019
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Josh simmons

The absolute pakitron(also known as lebomb) he will blow u up like hes bin laden.
Also his mum is fucking leng not a fan of mr johnson though.
"Pakitron josh simmons will blow u up"
by Pakitron5000 November 24, 2021
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