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Shannon Smasher

When you get so rough fucking a chick up the arse, you accidentally rip her a new hole internally.
Me and the missus got so wild last week, she was loving it, but i got carried away and did the old Shannon smasher . Shes now in the hospital getting fixed back up..
by Sweaty pants January 13, 2021
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Shloppy Shannons

Worse than "sloppy seconds"

a. when the girl uses a second partner to get back at the first and has no feelings for the second.

b. when a girl has sex with a good friend/roomate of the first partner

c. the girl a friend gets to have his way with after the more attractive friend is done.
"Dude, my roomate is in my room having sex with my shloppy shannons, yeah... I just banged her a few days ago and he's swimming in my cum."
by Tha DrewLife January 21, 2006
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Shannon

Ew that Shannon girl is such trash
by GhettoNerd August 2, 2018
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Shannon

The best friend you will ever have, you know it's going to be a good day if you have plans with her.
She's beautiful on the inside and out and she's likes to hear it every once and a while. You'll never get bored with her and she has self confidence like you've never seen before.

She's one of those rare people that are even more beautiful when they cry.
Life is always better with a Shannon around
by flavorsoffall November 24, 2011
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shannon-drunk

a severe intoxication level (ranging from 0.2-death) where the participant obnoxiously attempts to fornicate with any and all surrounding individuals of the opposite sex, while also incoherently texting and/or sexting other innocent victims who also have no further intention of committing to, or subsiding to a later encounter
That girl was so shannon-drunk last night she was dry humping the toaster.
by The G2 Ladies February 7, 2014
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Shannon

An assertive girl who knows what she wants in life, but never acts on it. Typically Shannons are attractive and have a dark side. Shannons are smart but very lazy. They are witty, and extremely sassy. Shannons make good friends to party with and they'll always have your back once you're close to them.
"Hey that's that Shannon girl right?"
"Yeah, she's my friend"
"I heard she's a bitch"
"Nah, she's cooler then you"
by gotmyshannybanny August 29, 2011
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Shannon

A short person who's thinks the world revolves around them and thinks they are better than everyone
Omg did you see how she was acting! She was acting like such a Shannon!
by Ismellheadassery March 27, 2019
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