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shnizzlezacker

When someone is being so utterly retarded and oblivious that they don't get shit.

Also refered to as a "nermunds".
Dan: "I don't like dicks."
Munds: "Did you cut yours off, then? Like for real?"
Dan: "Oh my god you are such a shnizzlezacker."
by Spikey_Spikes July 11, 2014
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Shnipe

Holy shnipe! Bobby died?
by Shnipe July 28, 2014
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shnizzle my dizzle

sniff my dick
(alternatively) nuzzle my dick
Yo dude, last night she shnizzle'd my dizzle!

Damn, I wish I had me a girl that would shnizzle my dizzle
by gaylien8 June 9, 2016
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Shnife

To shnife, or shnifing or shnifed:

The act of hitting something face first and sliding on it, with your face.
He was so drunk he made an attempt down the stairs but shnifed the wall the whole way down.

Or another example:

I don't think I could pull off (insert physically demanding action here), my balance is so bad I'd probably shnife that hard and I have an interview tomorrow
by nigerianbacon March 12, 2018
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Shnoze Carpet

Holy crap that's a fucken mint Shnoze Carpet
by JWazza October 31, 2019
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shnitzel

bro hitler has a small shnitzel
by jerek shrek May 24, 2020
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Shnizz

"Shit bro, you good"
"Oh fuck! I'm gonna shnizz!"
by eccomassimo June 18, 2020
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