shmoffle

The things you knock off your cleats from the football/soccer field after a muddy practice-they look like waffles, shoe waffles.

"The mangers slapped the back of Mark's helmet for leaving shmoffles all over the track, after they had plenty to clean up already."

by Debbi April 21, 2008

Shmapitalishmation

n. Capitalization expressed as absurdity; capitalization being unnecessary, ridiculous, etc.

Person 1: Well if you had capitalized it, I may have gotten it!
I guess I just wasn't smart enough to figure that one out!

Person 2: Capitalization shmapitalishmation!

by NOTDanielSmith October 25, 2008

Shmapple Pie With Cream

A term of endearment for a boyfriend or girlfriend who is very sweet and delicious ;)

Stephen is my shmapple pie with cream and a cherry on top

by broccoli_pie_with_shmapplez November 8, 2009

Shmogput

An all around nasty person with no care in the world but themself

"mate your just a shmogput"

by linmer November 27, 2009

shmocked

To smoke mokies.. A popular weed/tobacco mix from Northern California

"Dude we shmocked like 3 grams of some fire! I'm faded!"

by fast stang May 11, 2014

Schmopkaphobia

The fear of being used as a Schmopke

I have Schmopkaphobia!

by Rhynobyte February 25, 2018

shmoifed

Being high as balls stoned baked faded

Jaxon: Yo bro, Brandon is so shmoifed.

Joey: I know, he smoked 5 bowls from that bong.

by W0lfG0d April 15, 2019