Shmuck

a worthless excuse for a human being inept of usefulness in a drunken stupor of self existence.... So true infact that if Ashton Kutcher went back in time and killed said "shmuck", he would be suprised to know that in the future there will be no consequences (ie. butterfly effect) for said individual and no significant change for the loss of their existence

Guy #1: i would help you but im very busy today folding my eviction notice into a paper airplane....

Guy #2: Your a Shmuck!

by IdontlieMonica November 29, 2009

shmorkinshtaff

A place where one would find themselves on if they were heavily under the influence of a substance that would alter normal bodily function (for example, marijuana, alcohol, etc.)

"hey, are you even on planet earth right now?"
"nah dude.. I'm on planet shmorkinshtaff."

by /molly/ August 12, 2009

Shmackemagob

Exclamation

Used to greet someone or start a sentence

Shmackemagob, idiots! how are you doing?

by Bryan Webster August 4, 2019

Shmuck Lyfe

Term to refer to a group of absolute virginss who r actually pretty fucking cool

When asking someone about the shmucks you have to know somone called jake, tristan, anya, sas and martha

Person1: “hey, billy are the shmuck lyfes coming
Billy: ye probs but jakes already at mine so he definitely

Person1: ok ill be there soon

by Shmuckboy12 December 24, 2019

shmuck

A German word originally spelled "Schmuck". The exact translation is "Jewelry". European jews used it to describe male genitals (from obvious reasons). Later on it was used to describe idiots and people they didn't like (just like the english word "prick").

"You shmuck, look what you did..."

"Look at the size of this shmuck"

by Reistlin April 13, 2005

Shmeck

A non-insulting substitute for "fuck". Commonly used by people who swear a lot and want to break the habit.

Person A: "Man I'm so shmecking hungry"
Person B: "What do you mean by shmeck?"
Person A: "Look it up on urban dictionary lets get some tacos"
Person B: "Yeah alright"

by Bleegggggg April 19, 2006

shmeckle shmurf

A Shmeckle Shmurf (Full name: BAHAHHA Shmeckle Shmurf) is so unusaul but rare. There are only two in the world! They are very weird,quirky,perfectly imperfect,Loving. But if you hurt them you'll find they'll become far away.

Wow I found it! And Shmeckle Shmurf !!!

by Shmeckle Shmurf 1 May 7, 2018