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Shlonging

The act or mentality of yearning and/or longing for a dick down/sex.
I’m shlonging for him”
by RavenEden July 5, 2025
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shloogin

dang, Austin is so shloogin. I wish I was him.
by austinbissoshloogin December 7, 2010
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shloogin

dang, Austin is so shloogin. I wish I was him.
by austinbissoshloogin December 7, 2010
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shagging rights

When you want to bang/have banged someone for bragging rights only, but avoid a relationship with them because of high maintenance
"Dude, I totally have shagging rights to that hottie over there"
"Aww Man, she's so hott, you goin to hit it again?"
"Nope, just another notch on the bedpost"
by TommyGunz519 August 22, 2011
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schloggin

Most distal segment of corpus spongiosum. Also known as the "glans penis" or "head of the penis".

A portmanteau of "schlong" (Yiddish lit. "snake") and "noggin".
You're going to be so busted if you don't quit thinking with your schloggin and focus.
by Sir Rockefeller F. York January 11, 2012
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Schlonginger's cat

Phrase that represents the common and culturally accepted misinterpretation of the famous thought experiment created by Erwin Schrödinger, which describes a scenario in which a cat is placed in a box with radioactive material and a flask of poison. If a monitor in the box detects radiation, it will trip a mechanism that kills the cat.

The experiment was created to challenge the then commonly-accepted views on quantum mechanics, as physicists would have considered the cat simultaneously alive and dead. Schrödinger's point was that this view is ridiculous and does not comply with reality. However, many people today misinterpret the experiment, citing it in scenarios in which an important decision will lead to two different paths, and, before the decision is made, each path is equally plausible and, therefore, equally "real." Though philosophically a nice concept, it is still an incorrect interpretation. Using the phrase "Schlonginger's cat" to refer to this interpretation helps avoid confusion and academic frustration.
Jane: Before I decide my major, I guess I'm a student in both botany and physics... It's just like Schrödinger's cat!
Susie: I think you mean "Schlonginger's cat." You should stick to botany.

Bobby: I've narrowed it down. In this box, there's either a dog or a cat. Until I open the box, it's Schrödinger's catdog!
Billy: No, it's Schlonginger's catdog. Also, that box is purring.
by 50shadesofgay September 6, 2013
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Sheggings

Shorts Jeggings = Sheggings
She looked really cute in her camo sheggings.
by Jeneric October 1, 2016
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