santazon

A person who orders, fulfills or delivers Christmas gifts from Amazon.

Look, the UPS truck is here! I wonder what Santazon is going to bring me for Christmas!

You better watch out, you better not cry
You better not pout I'm telling you why
Santazon is coming to town!

by AE Wildturkey December 20, 2012

Santa Barbie

Hottest chick at UCSB.

Who just so happens to be a model but is chill as fuck

If you haven't met Santa Barbie yet and you live in SB, you are most likely living under a rock

by !-800-666-motherfuckers March 27, 2013

Dago Santa

An Italian drug dealer who parties with his clients. Dago reference is pretty obvious. The Santa reference is because everybody comes scampering around like kids to Santa Claus.

We had a great time once Dago Santa showed up.

by Robert MacKenzie September 11, 2005

Santa Barbara

A jewel on the Californian coast, truly like no other. The weather is beautiful 24/7/360, the people are decent, the ocean and the Santa Ynez mountains surrounding it are beyond words.
Come see it before its too late, though. Its being invaded by developers, and the average house price is near a million dollars. Affordable housing is used as an excuse to put in large ugly apartment buildings. While SB still has the "Small Town" feel, its not going to be there for long.

Oh yeah, the mission. If you only see one mission in your life, see the Santa Barbara mission. Its incredible.

Santa Barbara. Its the last beautiful city in California.

by edwin May 15, 2004

shantanique

A georgous stunning free beautiful queen . A woman who loves to love and be loved but usually gets feels frightened to love and love again . This woman woman will give you everything within herself to fill a void in another without question .She is simply amazing at crafts ,nuturing, and keeping her faith strong . She gives life !

Shantanique, loves me .

by Rlcsdmilye April 21, 2018

Santa Clause Clause

A clause in a contract that is only true if you believe it.

eg. a "Santa Clause Clause" would be a clause stating that you may never sue the other party to the contract no matter what he does.

by traderjoe January 10, 2010

Santaferra

The worlds sneakiest mooch ever. Likes to befriend people based on their income and cigarette supply. You can usually spot them on break stalking their poor victims for their last cigarette. They will sometimes take on the burden of raising somebody elses child for the sole purpose of having an excuse for never having any money for drugs. If you ever want to get rid of a santaferra you must quit your job and stop smoking. Santaferra's are quite clever in the art of bullshitting and enjoy gay humor. Santaferra's enjoy rock music and will occasionally throw a decent game of darts. If you ever see a Santaferra it is already too late.

Person #1 - "Hey dude, can I bum a Stog?"
Person #2 - "Fuck off Santaferra"

Person #1 - "Man, Can you believe that guy? He just smoked my last cigarette then had the balls to ask to borrow a dollar"

Person #2 - "Was his name Santaferra?"

Person #1 - "Whoa. How'd you know?"

Person #2 - "Cause dude he just hit me up for my last dollar and cigarette"

Santaferra - "Hey does anybody have a cigarette for me?"

Potential Victim - "Why don't you smoke one out of the pack you're hiding in your truck ass-hole!?"

by Igotherpes@krockathon August 10, 2010