hairy steak

It is a females vigina / unshaved for 8 weeks or more.
Female s private part in the 1970s.

Wow my girlfriend is lazy , she has one heck of a Hairy Steak . Gee golly I wish she had a weed whacker or a lawn mower.

by Hair pie inspector January 1, 2019

The Texan Steakhouse

The act of inserting a full 12oz steak dinner into the womans vagina. The female then lies on the dining table with her legs open, as the male proceeds to eat said dinner with a fork and knife. Once finished, the male then spreads the female's buttocks to reveal a well hidden trifle, stashed in the anus. The male then eats the trifle with a spoon. Afterwards, normal coitus is resumed.

I can't believe i let my husband give me The Texan Steakhouse last week, I'm still finding crumbs down there!

by The Angry Scotsman July 24, 2011

Blue Veined Steak

Description for a rather handsome penis, a good piece of meat with blue veins in all the right places .

Mary and I went to a vegetarian restaurant last night, she ordered a Blue Veined Steak for later though... Top girl.

by gazza123 April 22, 2014

Burning at the Stake

An execution method that involved tying the accused to a wooden stake, surrounding them with flammables, and burning them to death.

The accused witch was killed by
burning at the stake.

by Anti fandom freedom fighter. November 27, 2016

good boy steak

Steak at a fine restaurant that is for dogs (good boys)
7 pound ribeye McDonalds burger, Gourmet Dunkin Donuts steak , Chili's 6 oz Sirloin, Chuy's steak fajitas for two, etc.

"Oh, Max, get your paws off of the silk tablecloth! Waiter, please put that good boy steak next to the dog".

"Which dog, that man or that canine?"

"That is my husband!"
"Here, take this $1 off Ice Cream coupon."
"Thank you for the generous compensation"

by Memeblaze February 15, 2018

we just recently had steaks

Also knows as, wjrhs, is the english pronoun for choads having a fine dinner of steaks.

We just recently had steaks at bob sags

by Steaksjaycee August 14, 2018

Crab and Steak

Crab and Steak is slang for "girls and money". The best of both worlds.

All I want in life is crab and steak.

by Listen Stupid September 16, 2020