Senior Skip Day

A day chosen by a high school senior class for the entire class to skip school. Typically falling on the Monday after prom, it tends to infuriate teachers and school administrators alike. The day has become less popular in recent years as the bureaucracy of public schools in the United States is becoming increasingly communist. For those who participate, the day continues to symbolize rebellion against overcomformity and the American desire for individuality.

Jackie won't participate in senior skip day. She enjoys being a slave to society too much.

by BigTreeInTheForest May 25, 2011

Santorum surge

The sudden expulsion of santorum from the anus.

Oh my god when he farted there was this huge santorum surge.

by jjhf0 January 6, 2012

seniors

seniors in high school, who don't give a shit, count down til graduation day, give up on almost everything, get into the most trouble, dislike every junior, and basically says "fuck it."

The seniors plan their senior skip day for every month.

by hilaryx8 April 3, 2008

Senior Crush

A boy or girl, generally a senior or upperclassman, who a younger person finds attractive. A senior crush is good at almost everything and is very very good-looking. The younger person doesn't actually like their senior crush and want to be in a relationship them, but just likes to stalk them a little and squeal with his or her friends when they appear in the cafeteria or sports events and the like.

Girl 1: Oh my god look over there it's Nate Johnson!

Girl 2: He's a tri-vasrity athlete and he's sooo hot!

Girl 1: I know, right?? He's my senior crush.

by JVboystrackrunpastmydormwindow October 13, 2011

Santorum

That frothy mixture of lube & fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex

Abby said that after she & John had anal sex, she had to wash the santorum off right away.

by Savage Love October 3, 2009

private sector

Part of the economy not under direct governmental control.

After his stint as a Senator expired, Fred went to work in the private sector, away from the prying eyes of watchdog groups.

by rarrk April 20, 2009

Lazy Senior

A spoiled senior in high school, who thinks he/she can sit on his/her ass the whole second semester. They also love to ditch school and cut class and make the whole senior year a year to party and drink and shit like that because they are fucking losers who think their grades don't count anymore after junior year. Not all seniors have this attitude though.

Lazy Senior: Hey, want to skip class to chill and party?
Hard Working Senior: Nope. I have a test and I'm trying to raise my grade in Chemistry.
Lazy Senior: Whatever, you're no fun man.
Hard working senior: Well, just keep sitting on your lazy ass and just turn into a huge loser if thats what you want.

by AdomC March 7, 2015