Selpy

Noun.

1. Short for Selpyacoap
2. Selpyacoap is a jumble of the word "Apocalypse"
3. The *sexy* Gta-SanAndreas.com moderator.
4. Self-obssessed.
5. Flism's stalker.
6. Astentia's leather-daddy.
7. Fucking awesome.
8. QDeathstar's archnemises.

Selpy helps keep the asylum clean.

by Selpy November 15, 2004

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sephiroth

a loser biotch who keeps getting his ass handed to him by an emotionally retarded blond.

sephiroth = epic fail times 3

by sbgffsgvf December 28, 2009

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sephiroth

1. The villian of Final Fantasy 7, seen by many as the greatest of all evils.

2. In the Kabbalah, a series of writings with rabbinical origins, it describes that reality is composed of 10 dimensions, described in the writings as the Ten Sephiroth.

The fate of the planet was in Sephiroth's hands.

by Nisstyre I. Bloodstoner May 17, 2005

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Selch

Originally crafted in Iowa, selching has taken the world by storm. Intended to eliminate the need of a separate felchee and a felchor, selching took off as a way of self-stimulation. Proper selching form has been described as requiring two separate steps: 1) Initially, the selchor, serving as depositor in this stage, must deposit his semen into his own orifice—usually his own rectum, 2) After a few minutes, the selchor must then serve, simultaneously, as the felchor and felchee as he retrieves the semen with his mouth from the orifice. While many amateur selchers have removed their own lower ribs to improve their selching prowress, the National Selching Committee in Iowa City has disavowed this practice, referring to it as Performance Enhancing De-ribbing.

You'd think all that yoga practice would make him an excellent selcher; however, he almost always needs a felchor to perform a successful felch.

Cuba tried to establish a self-sustaining economy. Relying on one's self only works in selching.

Can you selch in Mars? True selchers can selch anywhere.

by Prof. Mars April 4, 2013

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sephira

sephira, she is very Feisty and has great personality all of the boys will fall for her at first sight because she is beautiful but she isn’t an easy one to catch she plays hard to get but will eventually give in she has stunning brown eyes and golden brown hair watch out because she will catch your heart and never let it go and her smile glows with her shining white pearls ( teeth) which will catch your eye and you won’t be able to take them off of her

Boy #1 hey is that Sephira

Boy #2 ya I think it is

Boy # 1 Danm she gets prettier every day

Boy # 2 I think I’m in love

Boy #1 hey I saw her first she’s mine

by Kanaro brah February 27, 2019

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Sephiroth

The main villain of the hit PlayStation game, Final Fantasy VII. Considered by many (including myself) to be the best video game character of all time. Not only does he look completely badass, but his character is so complex and so troubled...this kind of darkness and depth were never expected from video games of that era, much less in this era. Sephiroth sets the standard that many game characters are made to reach, most if not all unsuccessfully.

A VERY short story description:
Sephiroth was a troubled man who never knew his true identity...after discovering that he was merely created as part of an experiment and that ancestors of humans were traitors to the planet, he embarks on a journey to eradicate humans from the planet and to merge himself with it. Since his mother, Jenova, was not one of the cowardly ancestors (Cetra), he believes he is the rightful heir to the planet. His evil accomplishments include destroying the entire city of Nibelheim (except for the main characters), murdering the president of the most powerful company on the planet and his former employer, Shinra, and summoning Meteor to destroy the planet.

Basically, Sephiroth is the epitome of badass, and is the character that all video game characters wish they could be.

Bottom line, Sephiroth owns.

by grinningdemon18 May 13, 2005

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