Second Breakfast

Something invented by hobbits.
Comes before lunch and after breakfast.

Guy 1: I think we'll have second breakfast.
Guy 2: Good idea.

by Luke the Blockhead August 24, 2022

Second Boner

Can occur as quickly as five minutes after first boner has run its course. Often unpredictable, always exciting. Enjoy!

"Second Boner?Already? Yes!"

by xoxojh December 27, 2011

second office

Where you are when answering cell phone call in the bathroom at work. A distinct 'echo' can be heard by the caller that gives away that you're sitting in a bathroom stall. This term is more appropriate,...and funnier, than telling the caller that you are sitting on the toilet.

"Hi Celeste, how are you?"
"I'm sitting here working in my second office."

by Brian Bates April 3, 2008

second sendester

This is when ur a senior and like it is second semester and u have some work to do but instead of doing work U JUST SEND ITTT.

Should we rip this bong in front of Ms. Volain? Fuck yeah dude it's second sendester!!!!

by nostale_justmango November 29, 2017

53 Seconds

When someone posts something on the internet just prior to you posting the exact same thing on the same message board.

It may result in having to edit your response so you don't look like you are repeating the same information just late to the party.

Person A: My team's best player was just suspended.

Person B: 53 seconds. I was just going to post that.

by SvenFuzzy December 3, 2010

second wind

to get a second burst of energy after the initial burst has left th persn fatiued

i was tied in the 4th round but in the 5th i got my second wind and knocked him out.

by Anonymous November 6, 2003

second line

a jazz marching band. usually in New Orleans. you can see these people (marching bands) play music with instruments such as trumpets, saxaphone etc goin in a parade after someone dies.

"We gon second line Soulja Slim" -B.G.

by INfaMousgUrL2002 August 1, 2004