rip the sleeves off

To "one up" somebody. To make somebody look less kool.

Derived from tearing the sleeves off a leather jacket, turning it into a leather vest.

James Dean: Joe, I've been dyin' since the day I was born.

Joe: Well Jimmy, I've been livin' since the day I was born, and I've been livin' like I'm dyin'.

Bystander: Whoa, Joe! Way to rip the sleeves off James Dean!

by Joe Stonewell December 19, 2008

The Crisco Sleeve

Lubing up your entire arm with crisco shortening, from fingers to shoulder, for the deepest intestinal fisting humanly possible.

See also The Crisco Glove for those that can’t take a full sleeve.

I knew my rectum was in for a beating when I came home and saw the jar of crisco and Frank’s arm prepped with the crisco sleeve.

We tried the crisco sleeve last night. I thought his arm was going to come out my throat. He made it to the middle of his bicep before I had to let loose with the safe word. What a gape.

by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018

Tattered Pink Sleeve

Your asshole after having a vigorous sesh of anal and getting absolutely railed.

Oh man that dude pounded my ass all night last night and left me with a tattered pink sleeve.

I may need some stitches in my tattered pink sleeve. Will you run me to the ER?

My tattered pink sleeve simply couldn’t take any more of my uncle’s pounding.

by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020

meat sleeve

A woman. Or a woman's vagina.

Take a look at that sloppy meat sleeve over yonder.

by moth17 January 21, 2005

Skeevie Wonder

An especially creepy, distasteful person who deludes himself into thinking he is actually very cool and attractive. He is blind to his own skeeviness, in other words.

Did you see that skeevy guy with the BMW M3? Skeevie Wonder.

by johnnysunshine630 July 16, 2010

Sleeves out of my vest

Giving a concession that sounds like something significant and is likely to get accepted as such, but in reality you've given away nothing of value, or something that you would have had to include anyway.

Bill: I gave that treadmill to the guy that bought my car to get him to say yes.

Bob: But you were already planning to give that to charity.

Bill: Exactly. I gave him the sleeves out of my vest.

by HummusLover May 31, 2011

Cereal Sleeves

When somebody is being a huge tool and or pissing you off for no apparent reason.

This guy in front of me in line wont get off the phone, he is being a huge cereal sleeves.

by King of the Thrill July 25, 2010