scronkey

something that hits the window as a result of a violent sneeze

"that's the last scronkey thats gonna be hittin that window for a long time."

by anjel September 26, 2003

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scock

A boy (or girl depending on how cruel your parents are) who is both named Scott and is a cock.

"Look at that guy, he's eating bad cheese, what a cock!"
"Isn't that Scott? God! He's gonna be on the toilet all night."
"What a scock!"

by skid_mark December 24, 2008

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scock

When a man´s penis feels really nice and smooth in your hands.

"OH MY GOD......he had the nicest scock I´ve ever felt!"

by MaryAlcala April 15, 2006

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1. Short little man named Scott who speaks of his penis and/or balls every other conversation and wont last 5 minutes without referencing his penis and/or balls. Also among these tremendously annoying conversations "Scock" will portray are topics like his unbelievable sex stories and how he hasn't eaten in 3 days, while he is eating a tuna sandwich during the time of the conversations, mind you.

2. Most likely to be the employee who sucks the bosses dick.

Employee: Do I have to work with Scock today?

Manager: Yes, Chris, I'm sorry, but no one else could come in.

Employee: You could have brought in a chimpanzee or a rubber chicken, that would have been better!

Employee: I QUIT!

Manager: Bring in the Chimpanzee! Fuck, now I have to work with Scock and a chimpanzee, and listen to stories of an imaginary penis.

Manager: I'm going to go take a break...If I ain't back in 5 minutes, call 911

by Chris Hunn December 25, 2008

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