Screampie

The act of performing an unintentional cream pie followed by immediate screams of annoyance by the creamed party

Jack - Oh shit i think the condom just broke..
Jill - WTF! U stupid asshole Arghhhh @#$!!!
Jacks uncle voyeuring - Screampie!!

by Perdawg July 28, 2010

screaming duck child

a mythical creature with the head of a duck and body of a child who screams all the time except when eating dogs

person: are u free this weekend?
other person: nah im hunting for the screaming duck child

by superspyninjabadasshellbeast January 17, 2011

Screaming Dutch Oven

a loud fart released under a blanket from a crouched position beside the furniture causing the occupants to scream.

Hey dude i just left a Screaming Dutch Oven for Tim and Cindy in the bed.

by Gasengenuity February 19, 2011

screaming green bean

When a man is having sex with a woman and he pulls out- the woman promptly pulls the a-town stomp on his cock.

Harry was having sex with Sally and when he pulled out to cum, she gave him a screaming green bean.

by SyeSmash April 15, 2016

Screaming shits from hell

When you eat McDonald's, Taco Bell, and Chinese Food all in one day and the end product is The Screaming shits from hell

Dude I got the screaming shits from hell last night

by Channman March 5, 2017

screaming raccoon

When a drunk chick agrees to anal sex, but he accidentally slams it too hard in her ass and she runs away screaming.

She turned into a screaming raccoon after Johnny tried anal with her.

by WalterWhitesPhD July 28, 2017

screamin brothers

Screamin brothers is were two brothers come together in a mix of incest and homosexuality to create some crazy things.

Oh I can hear the screamin brothers at it again!

by Screamin brothers October 27, 2017