Scrambled eggs & bacon

Scrambled eggs & bacon is a form of fetish in which hammer is used to smash the genitalia of lovers, utill they look like a pulp

After job I am gonna get me some of scrambled eggs & bacon. MMM..mmm.m

by Notorious Chimp April 2, 2004

Scrambled Eggs

The wrinkled, fried appearance of a chick's nipples after she has been tanning a lot.

"Man, I'd love to see her topless!"
"No way dude, the fake-n-bake gave her scrambled eggs."

by Pimp Jude January 20, 2007

Scrambled Egg

Vomiting due to excess of MDMA, holding it in your mouth and shaking your head in time with the music.

I ended up on the dance floor full on scrambled eggin' it all the way innit mate, quality tunes, so i was a scrambled egg for at least 20 minutes!

by cwish March 25, 2008

Luau Scandle

Belmont's darkest moment in a decade, in which 95% of the student body went to a dance with a Hawaain theme completely hammered. 10-15 students were transported to a hospital due to huge amounts of illegal substances poisining the body. The image of Belmont will never be the same.

Remember the Luau Scandle? It was quite chaotic.

by Hope Peace September 8, 2005

Scrambled Ham

The vagina is excessively loose and resembles ham being scrambled in a pan.

I ate my girlfriends scrambled ham and it was all over my face.

by josh grier July 26, 2005

Stranded Whale

When having sex in the doggy style position, grab both her arms while railing her. The longer you hold this position the more like a stranded whale on a beach she will look.

Tino was watching discovery channel and witnessed a stranded whale while having sex with his girl and attempted to re enact the scene.

by Flipper2010 April 22, 2010

scrambled ovary

The act of cracking eggs into a females vagina and then getting a dildo and scrambling the eggs. Once scrambled you eat the girl out along with the eggs.

Dylan gave Bronte a scrambled ovarys and loved it, best eggs ever!

by Dylan kirby August 6, 2010