Butter Your Own Scone

A British euphemism for female masturbation

Example 1
Gentleman: I'm sorry I have a headache. You'll have to butter your own scone
Example 2:
Lady: Damnation! I have an STI! I should have just buttered my own scone!

by ButteredScone May 14, 2015

scon

what's going on, but shorter

Scon dude, give me the downs on this puppy!

by huntalunt May 10, 2005

feeding two birds with one scone

The vegan version of "killing two birds with one stone." Getting two things done that takes the effort of only one or two things getting done at once that usually has to be done separately. An "idiom" (play on words) of an old saying. An aphorism.

I had to go to the grocery store and post office. So, instead of going to the grocery store and then going home to put the groceries away and then back out to go to the post office, I would go to the post office first, then go to the grocery store, thereby "feeding two birds with one scone."

by jcaelitescuba January 31, 2014

scone on?

A pun that people are not spposed to get. scone on sounds just like going on. either said as a greeting or on a t-shirt. made by the band lost and found

person A: Scone on
person B: whats scone on?
person A: not much whats scone on with you.

by joelaarhus October 16, 2006

sconzy

someone who is afraid of work, a lazy worker

dan has not done a thing in two weeks, he is setting himself up to be sconzy of the month

by scottyrock May 14, 2011

sconex

Xanga squared
essentially a breeding grounds for people who found xanga to be too depressing

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by Wudja Duume March 28, 2005

sconed

A cut above the common 'pwned', sconed is the intellectuals variant as it engenders both humiliation for the recipient combined with a small touch of amusement to alleviate any long lasting resentment against the provider of the 'sconing'.

'You have been Sconed!', 'Prepare to be Sconed', 'We WTFSconed that d00d!!!11eleventyone one!'

by Song March 5, 2008