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Spotted Apes and Monkeys

THE TRUE MISSING LINK, PROOF OF EXTRA TERRESTRIAL BONDAGE OF HUMAN RACE -

A CLUE LEADING TO THE PROOF THAT ALIENS ARE REAL AND DOMINATE THE PLANET EARTH - SPOTTED APES AND MONKEYS ARE KNOWN AND RECORDED BY ALIENS ALONE, SPOTTED APES AND MONKEYS ARE THE REAL HUMAN ANCESTORS AND NOT BLACK APES, WHO ALONE PREDOMINATE OUR PLANET AS BOTH SIGNIFIERS OF AN OPPRESSED BLACK AND BROWN PEOPLE. ALIENS FORMED A CHOSEN WHITE PEOPLE TO RULE THE WORLD AND USED BLACK APES AND MONKEYS COVER UP A POTENTIAL EXTRATERRESTRIAL ALIEN ROLE AND PRESENCE WITHIN HUMAN EVOLUTION.

THE PROOF OF ALIEN INVOLVEMENT GOES BACK TO RELIGIOUS ARCHITECTURE IN EUROPE AND AFRICA, IN EUROPEAN GOTHIC CHURCHES AND IN ANCIENT AFRICAN MOSQUES A MILITARISTIC ALIEN ROLE IS REVEALED, AND TODAY ALIENS RULE THROUGH THE UK PARLIAMENT WHICH IS THE ***ONLY*** PARLIAMENT BUILDING WITH GOTHIC ARCHITECTURE ALONGSIDE THE PARLIAMENT BUILDING IN BUDAPEST HUNGARY. ALL OTHER SIGNIFICANT POLITICAL ARCHITECTURE IS NEOCLASSICAL, AND UNIVERSAL (BESIDES EASTERN EUROPEAN URBAN POLITICAL ARCHITECTURE WHICH MAY BE A SIGN OF OUR FUTURE). ALIENS SPREAD ENGLISH POWER, AND ARE OBVIOUSLY FASCIST MILITARIST TROOPS WORKING IN SECRET AMONGST THEIR OWN PEOPLE, ALIGNED AGAINST THE HUMAN RACE.
OH MY GOD, THERE ARE NO SPOTTED APES OR MONKEYS, THE EARTH IS RULED BY ALIENS AND EXTRATERRESTRIALS AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!
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MISSING. SPOTTED APES AND MONKEYS ARE THE TRUE ANCESTORS OF THE HUMAN RACE NOW HELD CAPTIVE ALONE BY AN INTERGALACTIC GOVERNMENT.
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SPOTTED APES AND MONKEYS ARE REAL, BUT LIVE ONLY IN OUTER SPACE
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OH MY GOD, I JUST LEARNED OF SPOTTED APES AND MONKEYS AND NOW I THINK I AM AN INTERGALACTIC SLAVE.
by 35u48ydfijns February 11, 2023
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pupper spotted

The phrase you say when you see an extremely adorable dog
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Me: *zooms in 100x* pupper spotted
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I am watching a rumble between white kids who wear clothes that are too big and white kids who wear clothes that are too small. Don't try to fit it. It's Scottsdale.
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