Schmuckling

The act of cupping your balls while masturbating.

My balls are quite sore from schmuckling lastnight.

by Aloggie September 25, 2011

schmuck

An arrogent bastard or just a stupid individual.

Schmuck derived means stupid fuck.

Your about as dumb as a doorknob. Quit being a schmuck and man up.

by TheSchm0 March 15, 2010

Schnuckster

A schnuckster is somebody who is stealthy in his or her ways. They're cunning and nobody really likes them.

I didn't even know he took my bologna sandwich! That Mark is such a schnuckster.

by sunnyjune December 15, 2007

Schmucking around

goofing off, wasting time

Stop schmucking around! There's work to do!

by N Wilgus October 17, 2008

schmucklehead

noun: Schmuck+Knucklehead

1) One who jokes around, but in a douchy kinda way...

2) One who puts puts laughter over anothers well being

1)He's passed out, you can draw on him, but dont use the permanent marker, unless you want to be a schmucklehead

2)Would you schmuchleheads quit stuffin poop under my car door handle!

by Jew-bacca October 11, 2011

schmuck muck

A dumb person

Jazmin is a schmuck muck

by pliop September 8, 2016

Schmuck

A soccer coach who Can’t afford the local tacos and likes to flex his film degree. Hell tell you that he’s cute but he gets his haircuts in Paris if that says anything.

Bourbons soccer coach is the prime example of a Schmuck

by Gyppw October 22, 2018