douche satchel

a "satchel" is a really big bag... of "douche". So someone who is a really big douche bag, would be a "douche satchel"

an expletive, used in instances of anger/frustration

That guy almost hit me with is car, DOUCHE SATCHEL!

by tl77 November 25, 2010

satchel

a bag of contraband

How am I gonna get a satchel on such short notice before the party!?

by Dylanger April 20, 2006

Satchel

1) a man–purse
2) a skinny 10 year old ginger boy who crowd-surfs at concerts

"there goes satchel wow look at that swagger"

by bethannswagmoney March 7, 2015

Sanchy Dawg

Sanchy Dawg is a genius. On a good day her students will learn all about photosynthesis and cellular respiration. On bad days she tends to yell at her poor son Lucas who never does anything wrong. Sanchy Dawg provides her genius insight to the scientific community daily by assigning her students all of Dr. C's laboratory assignments. Sanchy Dawg are up in the hood so don't mess with her

Yo Sanchy Dawg why are plants green?
Wavelengths ma nigga

by sanchydawg123 April 23, 2019

golden satchel

when someone pees on your ball sack

joey has been given a golden satchel by carol the lunch lady

by corey July 18, 2004

Spatchy

An adjective describing the quality of a food one craves that cannot be accurately described with other adjectives. A word describing the craving for something specific, yet unknown.

I'm craving something spatchy

by Happy Bees May 6, 2011

Satchmo

While some slore is giving you a rusty trombone you fart into her mouth causing her cheeks to blow up big making her look like Satchmo.

Bitch was giving me a pedestrian rusty trombone so I turned her into Satchmo.

by Ken Melloy March 1, 2008