prepper's wood

The strong emotional feeling bordering on sexual arousal that a prepper gets when their doomsday fantasy scenario starts to come true in any fashion.

Billy Bob isn't even trying to hide his raging prepper's wood as he watches the news about the virus ripping through the country.

by Orionnoir March 29, 2020

Speed Spood

Trevor describing something extremely fast.

Trevor: I got the speed spood boat
All of us: YES!

by nazi bitch May 8, 2020

Lip snood

The skin formation on the top lip, typically on a lesbian, that occurs from tucking the lip under the top row of teeth during cunnilingus to prevent the teeth from gnashing on the gyne.

Check out the lip snood on that chick, it's really hangin.

by Aabattery November 5, 2021

Slippery Slooder

Three shots of sambuca lit on fire and poured down an ice luge. The liquid evaporates before exiting, leaving waiting co-eds parched and sober.

I went to Mardi Gras and all I got was this “I got Sloodered” baby tee. That slippery slooder will get you every time.

by Swarflington September 27, 2023

Swoodie

Noun
A combination of a sweater and a hoodie.

It is a bit chilly out today may I borrow a swoodie?

I will not buy this $40 swoodie because I am not 15.

by Mehmo September 29, 2006

scood

The crusty ring around the anus formed when showering is not an option, or when you're just dirty.

You dirty scood licking freak.

by Alex March 5, 2005

skoodle

1. When a dog drags it's butt on the floor in attempt to itch it.

2. A small, cute baby.

1. Hey Jay, you gotta get your dog outta my house, it's skoodling all over my house!

2. Aww, I love my skoodle.

by Joely08 January 20, 2009