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Stoned

When you've committed sinful crimes in 180 B.C and the people would pelt you with rocks until you died.
Judge: Guilty. You've been sentenced to be stoned.
Prisoner: oh damn sweet
The Chosen Few: *readys rocks*
Prisoner: oh shit i thought you meant the other kind of stoned like when you get h-
*gets pelted with rocks until his corpse is riddled with bruises*
by You sad human March 20, 2019
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Stone

A stone is a natural material. It's often grey and hard. The humans in the stoneage used stones to build tools.
But I've got a guestion: Why tf did you searched for "Stone" in the Urban dictionary.
author: haha lol, this dude searched for stone.
Dude: haha lol, this author wrote literally the entry for stone in this dictionary
by LordLaberstein August 4, 2021
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Stoned

When you've committed sinful crimes in 180 B.C and the people would pelt you with rocks until you died.
Judge: Guilty. You've been sentenced to be stoned.
Prisoner: oh damn sweet
The Chosen Few: *readys rocks*
Prisoner: oh shit i thought you meant the other kind of stoned like when you get h-
*gets pelted with rocks until his corpse is riddled with bruises*
by You sad human March 20, 2019
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Stoned

When millions of people throw stones at you and your body then adsorbs them
“I got so stoned last night. The kind where people throw stones at you.”
by UrbanJohn07 June 9, 2018
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Stoned

Drunk as fuck! Probably on crack or some shit. Pretty high though, maybe a few drinks.
I was so stoned last night
by KermitZeeFrog June 27, 2018
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Stoned

When you've committed sinful crimes in 180 B.C and the people would pelt you with rocks until you died.
Judge: Guilty. You've been sentenced to be stoned.
Prisoner: oh damn sweet
The Chosen Few: *readys rocks*
Prisoner: oh shit i thought you meant the other kind of stoned like when you get h-
*gets pelted with rocks until his corpse is riddled with bruises*
by You sad human March 20, 2019
mugGet the Stonedmug.

stoned

Something you only truly know if you've been it.
"fuck im so stoned that i just wanna lay back with my music n do nothin"
by long bong silvers October 30, 2018
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