Star-Crossed Lovers

Two individuals with love for the other so strong it is impossible to define using words alone. Actions and touch relay more to their partner than any word. They are miserable when they are not together. They are as close to a perfect mate as is possible. Unfortunately, circumstances prohibit their expressions of love freely and they must hide their true feelings until they are alone. This alone time is often entirely too brief and often interfered with by outside forces such as weather or random events suddenly coming up. However once they are together the feelings are so intense that they feel they could never part again.

In another life those star-crossed lovers could be together, but for now they must keep it hidden.

by L M B March 5, 2015

Tickle star

A young lady who is a combonation of beutiful, sweet and funny.

I really miss my tickle star.

I was up all night last night with this tickle star.

by Ogsambo September 20, 2009

Pain Star

An idea from one of Cate Wurtz's "lamezine" comics, a mysterious force/entity. It only appears once every thousand years or so. If you touch it, it causes the worst pain that can be felt by a human, but only for a short moment.
Is the experience worth pain of everything falling apart? Do you take the rare opportunity to experience the pain the pain star brings, just to have the experience?

A pain star has entered your house, but what are you going to do about it?
Are you going to touch it? It only happens once every thousand years
Maybe even two thousand years

by UnnamedAri April 16, 2023

North Star

Something that is a constant and dependable in an ever changing world.

Terry's life turned upside down when his father shaved his mustache. It was their family's North Star.

by Clay's cousin December 19, 2012

5 Star Bitch

Exactly like the word says. A bitch so perfect in every way that under a "rating", she would be given 5 stars. A checklist as follows:
-LOOKS (ex. cute smile, killer body, & pretty face.)
-PERSONALITY (ex. assertive but kind-hearted & fun loving.)
-TALENT (ex. creative in the bed, workplace, & family life.)
-GOALS (ex. reasonable hopes and desires that put good skills to good use.)
-INTELLIGENCE (ex. has an average IQ of 100 and knows proper grammar.)

Megan Fox would be a 5 star bitch minus the toe thumbs and so would Tyra Banks minus the forehead.

by 5$taRbxtCh November 29, 2009

Porn Star Shower

—Noun. porn star show·er. pawrn stahr shou-er

Comparable to the term "Mexican Shower," a porn star shower is a shower of cologne, perfume, deodorant, or Frebreeze in place of an actual shower. However, unlike the Mexican shower which solely covers up the stench of body odor and filth from a hard day's work, the porn star shower is meant to disguise the aroma of lubricant and bodily fluids after sex when one does not have the time or resources to actually bath oneself before engaging in their daily activities.

—Related forms
porn star show·er·ing, verb
porn star show·er·like, adjective

Male: 'Babe, we don't have time. I have to be at my 8:30 a.m. meeting, and I still haven't showered.'

Female: 'Just come back to bed for a quickie and then take a porn star shower afterwards.'

by AlexaWins July 3, 2008

dutch star

When a woman is fellating a man, the man pulls out just before ejaculation and immediately slaps her on the cheek with an open palm and spread fingers. He then proceeds to test his marksmanship by attempting to ejaculate on the red star-shaped mark left on her cheek from the slap.

While out for a late night nature walk, Bryan stumbled on Kyle performing a dutch star on a dirty girl in the woods outside of the Junipine Resort.

by bkainer May 17, 2009