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StairGuy

Creature that shows up at your home on an unplanned absence from work who is there to remodel your home / bang you in the ass.

Usually can be found hanging out with self-proclaimed Top Guys or a cornucopia of Hot Guys.
I'm not going to make it into work today, my StairGuy is coming over.

\bends over
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Sairam

Epic guy (of course) who is an epic gamer. Meme connoisseur.
Dude it’s a Sairam. Now that’s epic.
by paul.sampson December 30, 2018
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Stairway to heaven

i) A very popular song by Led Zeppelin, released in 1971

ii) A sex position done on a staircase (often in a pool). The woman lies on the stairs, with all but her neck area above water (if in a pool), while her partner fucks her. The moving water is very pleasing for women.
i) I love the song Stairway to Heaven, it is my favorite!

ii) I fucked my girlfriend in the stairway to heaven position last night and it was fucking awesome!
by randomguy83957294828482 April 19, 2011
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do you have stairs in your house

1. A nonsecret identifier between Something Awful forum goons. Canonical answer: "I am protected." In communal memory and appreciation of...

2. An Internet meme originating from Something Awful leader Richard Kyanka's famous "Space Robot Bonanza" ICQ prank, in which he successfully convinces a gullible person that he has created "space robots" from VCR parts to protect astronauts from "the terrible space secret". Unfortunately, the Pusher Robot (which shoves) and the Shover Robot (which pushes) have undertaken to protect the entire human race by pushing them down flights of stairs. Kyanka eventually switches to the persona of one of the robots and convinces the victim that the robots have "protected" Kyanka down the stairs. "The robot" then sends the victim into a panic by offering to protect him, asking for his location, and asking him "DO YOU HAVE STAIRS IN YOUR HOUSE". Similarly to AYBABTU, "DO YOU HAVE" was made into a song by The Laziest Men on Mars and then a Flash animation by Jonathan Robinson. However, in AYBABTU's case the song and animation are credited with kicking off the fad, while in "DO YOU HAVE"'s case they followed it.
"why are u guys all so mean"
"Do you have stairs in your house?"
"waht?"
"OK. FYAD."
by Anonymous nongoon October 31, 2006
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Stairway To Heaven

A song made by Led Zeppelin that is and always will be the greatest song.
I can't stop listening to Stairway To Heaven because it is so good!
by Fetus Bomber November 4, 2004
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Stairface Chippendale

A "Stairface Chippendale" is the term used to describe someone who thinks he is without fault in any situation and that the world owes him an apology because his own life is worthless.

"Stairface" may refer to either:

A. An area of granulation tissue positioned along ones head in a staircase-like formation, or

B. The fact that the person in question feels like he may walk all over someone as if they don't matter - because his righteousness reigns supreme.

Frequently, examples 'A' and 'B' are exemplified by one in the same person.

"Chippendale" is the reference that the offender believes that his high horse is justified, therefore allowing him to be the "Stairface" as described.
After the accident, he turned into a total Stairface Chippendale." "Really? I haven't talked to him to know..." "Oh yeah. He wears the scars as a badge requiring all those in the know to bow down in pity for him. Further, he uses the bad circumstances to justify his treating others, especially family, as worthless garbage." "Wow, that's rough dude." "Yeah it is, but that Stairface Chippendale can go fuck himself because the way he treats others is inappropriate and is better than he himself should be treated." "I see your point. What a doucher.
by kult December 14, 2010
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pushing an elephant up the stairs

1: you been shopping with the missus lately?
2: yea, its like pushing an elephant up the stairs
by Matty (: April 16, 2010
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