dook n' spew

VERB- The morning bathroom trip after a long night of drinking where you will have to grab the garbage can to puke into whilst explosive crapping your taco bell.

TL;DR-puking and shitting at the same time.

Hey Man, How you feeling.

I'm not feeling so well.

You alright?

No, I just had a nasty dook n' spew all over my bathroom.

by MASTER SPEW-DOOKER October 23, 2011

moutian spew

Where you throw up a whole moutian of pruke, most likely after a long nite of drinkin

Hey joe go check out that moutian spew over there that ryan left for you

by pruke man 1000 August 18, 2009

spew naughty

After a nice Italian dinner wrap your cock in a cannoli and spew naughty. I would like a bowl of spew naughty with my Chianti. Italian saying that replaces Spumante as a dessert.

Would you like a after dinner treat of spew naughty?

by Baracki Obama November 19, 2020

Number Spew

When one types a string of random number. Invented by ig: @el_lightning

“You just became 152838353x more attractive” — “152838353” being the number spew

by BlukillatheBaddie June 12, 2018

spewing cabbage

When you talk too damn much. Or when what you are saying is so ridiculous that cabbage falling out of your mouth rather than words would be more believable.

Olivia is spewing cabbage again. That hard boiled cabbage. She's nuts.

by Blizzyboy July 30, 2016

Spewing Sauce

A phrase used when you don't want to say "I'm on my period" out loud.

Girl A: Hey, wanna come ice skating with me today?

Girl B: Sorry, I can't. I'm spewing sauce. (sighs)

Girl A: Oooh, that sucks.

Girl B: Yea, you know how bad it would be if I were to open my legs while skating. It would be the eruption of Krakatoa all over again.

by barpfarp123 June 19, 2012

gufwarfle spew

(onomatopoeic) This is when you are sitting at your computer, with a mouthful of a beverage and/or food, and you see something so funny that you reflexively laugh.

Thanks for posting that picture of that fat girl in Walmart falling out of her halter top. Now there is gufwarfle spew all over my monitor.

by liznetu July 30, 2010