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spartan hero

Fuck a lady who is on her period, pull out your bloody dick and slap it into her face. The blood in her face will make her look like a spartan, returning from a hell of a battle. Pulling a move like this will make you a real hero.
Maybe you wanna shout out something like "this ain't madness. this is sparta biaaatch". but a simple "inya face" will do it as well.
Markus wife refused to make him some goddamn sammiches. so he showed her what a spartan hero does for living.
by CerealKiller69 October 29, 2010
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Big V The Fantastic Spartan

Big Vic The Spartan was a fantastic Spartan who fought alongside Jesus Montiel Christ aka Jesus Christ against the Athenian Army who was led by Big Vic's brother, Big Vic the Athen. Big Vic the Athen had allies such as Nicholas Gurr and Pedro The Persian who is later revealed to be Pedro Basim. Big Vic is friends with Captain A. Beard and is the long lost brother of Vin Diesel aka Dominic Toretto.
You're such a Big V The Fantastic Spartan, you can wipe out an entire army
by Captain Angel Beard January 4, 2022
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Meet the spartans

Absolute unit of a movie. Please do watch it. incredibly gay. Incredibly gay
Meet the spartans is gay, it's a gay movie
by elemgie May 20, 2024
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The Spartans drum corps

The Spartans are a 5 time DCI Open Class (formerly division II) world champion drum and bugle corps based out of Nashua, NH. They are known for their seriousness and their attention to detail.
Wow, look at the Spartans in block...they look so intense...

The Spartans drum corps just have that look to them, it's intimidating...
by TheSpartan22557 March 15, 2017
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spartan effect

After watching the movie 300(2016), the phase was popularized.

Upon seeing fit people, wanting to look the same, and the inevitable increase in working out.
Wonderwoman gave me the "Spartan effect."

OR

"Wow, what happened to him?"
"Must have been the Spartan Effect after seeing the Olympics "
by MintRose June 3, 2021
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Spartan

A man who doesn't masterbate at all as it will draw all his energy from him. Similar to how boxers don't have sex prior to a big fight. Like Samson had his power in his hair. Men have their strength related hormones in their balls.
He's gone straight Spartan this whole year and he looks super jacked I'm the gym.
by Piddique April 30, 2019
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