smurf

To be demoted. To lose political power.

The Vice President has just been smurfed! He is being put on "special assignments."

by Joe Bob April 27, 2002

smurf

Some kind of drug which makes people feel incredibly small, and they try to fit into small places/objects.

Somebody on smurf tried to fit into the exhaust-pipe of a car and burnt their head.
Another person tried to lift up the lines on a freeway to hide from cars under them, they died.

by Pygme September 21, 2005

smurf

a whore, a smut, hoe

The smurfs are out tonight !

by BrooklynBarbz September 1, 2010

Smurf

A word that information technology professionals use to refer to software programmers.

Damn, man, those smurfs keep sending me fucked up code to test!

by Mr. Lucky May 3, 2007

smurf

refers to the height of Keith Bonano..a 4 foot 7 midget.

man, that smurf got blue all oover him

by keith January 23, 2003

Smurf

1)-Verb-To seek the attention of another person, only to turn and avoid eye contact with said person, as the person who was called turns and seeks eye contact with the caller. If performed correctly it will result in humiliation of the person being smurfed and hilarity for the smurfer and entourage.

Luke: "Yo Mike........" (Luke hides)
Mike: "Ya?...O man, i just got smurfed."

by Smurfing101 February 15, 2009

Smurf

The true name for Sydney FC players and supporters. They wear sky blue, are shite football (soccer) players and shag their mothers.

Qld Supporter: "Farkin smurf!"

by catelynntheziggy January 22, 2009