papa smurf

When a girl is giving head and you shove it down her throat so hard that she can't breathe, then you plaster your white cum on her blue face and viola!!!! Its Papa Smurf!!!!

I pulled the ol' papa smurf on your mom the other night, your dad was laughing his ass off.

by Polar Bear December 5, 2004

smurfnurblin

To be depressingly aroused; an extreme desire for sexual satisfaction that results in a bout of anxiety.

"Kerrrrrrry...Smuuurfnurblin..." cried Daniel.

by Kevin Rychel October 12, 2004

smurfism

racism towards blue people.

I feel smurfism towards the blue characters in the new feature film Avatar.

by EGSqueegy February 15, 2010

Smubbs

Considered failed musicians,musicians who never made the big time, they tried and tried but to no avail, so most or many of them were relegated to playing senior citizen homes or lounge players in casinos.

This guy trying to make it on American Idol does'nt have what it takes to be a successful singer/musician, most likely he will become a smubbs candidate.

by J Masta Blasta 2 September 20, 2013

bang em smurf

former g unit member who now has beef with all current members of g unit.he also rolls with domination

bang em smurf ripped 50

by DROOPY November 27, 2004

go get smurfed

To tell someone to go to sleep and wake up by getting whacked across the face by a penis.

Smokey: To hell with you!
Smokeys lil bro: Go get smurfed!

by Smokeys lil bro January 30, 2005

smuffin

A muffin with smud as frosting, that you feed to your one night stand.

Good morning! Care for a smuffin?

by smudder November 22, 2010