Butterface-Scuffin Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS)

The spectrum by which a girl's body is rated in comparison to her face, where butterface is an ugly face v a nice body and scuffin muffin is a nice face v an ugly body. A zero is optimal, denoting your body and face are roughly at the same attractiveness level.

Guy: "Ehh I'll give her a overall 7.5 on the hotness scale, but on the Butterface-Scuffin Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS) she's moderately leaning towards Scuffin Muffin."

by Cunty Punter October 18, 2010

sms

sms- shoot my shot

ask to date or talk to someone

Bryan: if i sms, would i miss ?

Carly: no🥵

by monstersinc. December 18, 2018

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by I'm pmo March 4, 2025

sms (suck my strap)

When you say smd (suck my dick) and niggas say “what dick you got??” you can say sms ( suck my strap)

strap meaning: a fake dick/dildo that people use

stranger 1: yo your outfit is fuckin ass go change ho

stranger 2: go sms (suck my strap) stoopid whore, atleast ion got an nba youngboy ponytail like yo ho ass

by Zaza😋🫶🏾 October 17, 2023

sm

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to sleep patterns.

Person 1: are you addicted to sleep patterns?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: good... you are now called "sm".

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025

SMS

Short Man Syndrome

That man is annoying and needs attention. It's obvious he's suffering from SMS.

That guy has a big truck because he's compensating, he has SMS.

by JAYJ405 September 27, 2023

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johnny comments "icl ts pmo sm rn fr. sybau💔💔" under a comment kelly posted on a tiktok video which johnny found irrelivant.

by icl ts pmo sm rn fr March 12, 2025