Slorking

When your life is nothing but a seamless transition between sleeping and working, sleeping and working, you are slorking.

I gotta fini...sh... (face slumps to table for five minutes, then jerks upward) ...the project. *slorking*

by Yitayningwut September 24, 2015

Slorny

Similar to hangry (hungry and angry). When one is sleepy and horny simultaneously.

It has been a long day and I am really slorny.

by mr slorny March 10, 2018

Slort

A slort is an odd sound produced rarely by the human body. It is said to sound like the snorting of a person with a cucumber trapped too far down their throat. Slorts are very rare among humans. 3 in 40 humans slort once in their lifetime.

Guy 1 - “Hey man, you okay?”

Guy 2- *slort*

Guy 1 - wtf Larson.

by Justagronk March 29, 2019

slorpitude

The art of making asmr slurp noises while eating soup (or other moist food)

He consumed it with such incredible slorpitude

by GooseBoi January 27, 2021

Sloridge

The creamiest of all cheese, it reeks of pure slum and oozes out in a cement type form.

Jesus did you hear about _____ and his sloridge

by King sloridge February 4, 2021

slorjes

slorjes are word for slothes

me gusta slorjes

¿te gustas slorjes? me gusto slorjes. muy bonita es slorj

slorjes at zoo

by slorjes creator November 5, 2022

sleep slorp

to express emotions without really expressing them, e.g when u don’t know how to respond to a snap so u just say sleep slorp so they get confused and start a new conversation.

me after opening a wall snap: “sleep slorp”,
him/her: “what?”
me: “it’s just a phrase i like to say, so what u doin?”

by freya big balls May 14, 2020