The Slimy Guillotine

When a girl with her 4 front teeth are chipped diagonally, resembling the angle of a guillotine, is giving you head with ounces of lube being used and slices down cutting the tip of your penis.

"Bro, some cracked bitch gave me The Slimy Guillotine. Shit hurt."

by people_like April 28, 2022

slimy starkus

when you're receiving oral simulation in your vehicle while co-workers smoke and watch you.

what did you do last night?

I got slimy starkused while his boss watched

by starfishtickler October 28, 2021

Slimy

When you take your best friends clothes

“Is that my shirt, slimy”

by Imthatratshat June 23, 2020

Slimy 69

After the man creampies his date then they 69 so they can each taste their mixed juices.

After I gave her a creampie, she turned around and gave me a slimy 69.

by SexyInJersey March 9, 2023

sewer slimy slide

sewer slimy slide: when you want to kermit suicide but u end up going down a sewer slimy slide 😌🙈🙊💩

Patty made me wanna go down the sewer slimy slide cause she ate my cake ;)

by don’t user your real name February 13, 2019

slimy samoan

After coming to orgasm from fellatio, sometimes with a mouthful of sperm, the one performing fellatio will sneeze. The mixture of snot and sperm on your penis is known as 'A Slimy Samoan'.

I had never heard of a Slimy Samoan until April had that cold last week. I looked it up on Urban Dictionary, and sure enough, it's called a Slimy Samoan.

by Joe 234 March 3, 2017

slimy handy

A wet hand job.

Bob gave bill a slimy handy in the closet

by Tarq Muhana July 9, 2016