slam the fart

The act of farting followed by violently slamming one's desk in rage .
PVC : *farts*
Chat : NOW SLAM 😂

John : This game sucks !
Dave : slam the fart PogU
by PVC_4_SURVIVAL_SITUATIONS December 25, 2019
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cooter slam

a dance move where the dancer drops to a complete straddle split in one count. Technically known as a 'split ala seconde'.
The way Michelle did that cooter slam, you'd think she was a Solid Gold dancer!
by TimmyAtl October 3, 2007
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Slam Swirl

The act of bringing a slam pig back to ones abode and taking her to the bathroom, once in the bathroom the man begins to do her doggy style while she leans over the toilet. Just before the man climaxes he thrusts the victims head into the toilet bowl and flushes!
Guy 1: Dude I pulled off a Slam Swirl last night!!
Guy 2: Oh yea, how did that work out for ya?
Guy 1: I would say pretty well! She wanted her hair washed anyways!
by Xyanide12 February 19, 2013
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clam slam

The female version of teabagging in which the vagina is placed on one's face, usually to establish dominance. Frequently used by female video game players after fragging another player.
DUDE! K1LL3rClam83 just clam slammed me after she stuck me with a grenade!
by Milky Pirate March 4, 2008
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pussy-slam

(v.) When a guy finishes first and a girl immediately slams her vagina on the guys mouth.

The purpose of this act is to have the oral sex begin quickly enough to avoid any loss in momentum.
Man, I blew my load way to early. Before I could apologize she pussy-slammed me. Mouth full of vage.
by absur-didy June 30, 2009
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Tuck and Slam

The act of two men tucking their genitalia between their legs, and performing lesbian style intercourse.
The tuck and slam was going great until our balls touched.

After a few drinks Rick and Tony decided to have a tuck and slam, but they were too drunk to keep it securely between their legs.
by Tuckandslamgod January 11, 2016
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Crack Slam

As seen in Futurama: The Beast With A Billon Backs, it is by far the rudest way to hang up a phone. One does this by placing the phone between the cheeks of the buttocks and slamming it back into the receiver. This works best when both parties are using a video phone.
"Issak was being such a dick last night that I crack slammed the phone on his ass!"

"Dude, he must have really been a dick to deserve that."
by C.R. Strenth February 23, 2009
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