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chocolate shrooms

chocolate shrooms taste hella guud and get u fuked
haha i did sum chocolate shroomsdat were as big as a strawberry and i wuz fuked fo like 6 or 7 hours or wuz it 8 .....haha and when i closed my eyes i saw kings from playing cards everywhere and dey where red and dancing and erbudys face wuz fuked erthang wuz hella trippy like a dream or sumthin .....
by Gmo-Unit August 31, 2006
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Puff-shroom

A plant from Plants vs. Zombies that shoot short-ranged spores at zombies.
Imitater and Puff-shroom combined is great for stalling zombies early game.
by TestUser999 December 15, 2021
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Shroom whack

V. To slap or whack a person in the face with your penis. Normally leaves a mark, also known as a mushroom tattoo. Sometimes done during a blow job if it is a bad one, as to punish the person for doing a bad job.
EX1: Dude i was walking down the street when some guy yelled "SHROOM WHACK" and then i got slapped with his cock!
EX2:Bob- Dude I shroom whacked her so hard last night, it left a mark.
Jim- big deal, i shroom whack my lady every night.
Also see cock slap
by Shroom whacker April 3, 2010
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stinky shroom

its where you have anal sex and get a poopy dick and then cock slap him/her so they get a mushroom stamp
i just gave that skank a stinky shroom
by Fore December 20, 2008
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Shroom Faerie

A drug free girl who has an odd obsession with shrooms in general. Drawing them. Making myspace layouts for them. Making shroom kandi. Everything.
I wish the shroom faerie would draw me an awesome shroom...
by The Shroom Faerie August 10, 2008
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shroom print

the act of printing a cock shroom on an unsuspecting, usually sleeping companion worthy of being pranked
i went to smack that fucker in between the eyes, but only shroomed his chin
by shwa March 26, 2004
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Doom Shroom

A type of mushroom that brings doom to it's user. Also included, are the 180 different species of mushrooms that produce the psychedelic 'psilocybin'.
Jimmzi: Dude, you should totally eat that Doom Shroom.
Artek: Nowai!
by Jimmzi September 26, 2006
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