British term to describe a woman who may or may not be your wife that needs to be asked to do things/favours instead of just knowing you want a hot chocolate.
Your such a shite wife (insert name) , (insert name) makes me coffee all shift, you just roll your eyes and do it or refuse.
by Big aldo October 30, 2019
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by bruhsoupandyo December 3, 2022
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by WalksWalker March 9, 2024
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A form of sex in which the guy shoves his dick up the ass of their partner, whether that be a guy or a woman, and the effect of this causes the person receiving the dick to end up having their bowels loosened so that they have to go and shite in the toilet aka taking a dump, or shitting. The guy manages to get his dick out quickly enough from the anus, but the partner shits all over the bed about 2-3 seconds later: a tiny amount of shit lands on the erected dick, which upsets the guy and makes his attempted sex act less interesting in the end.
Guy: Want to have a bit of sex in the bed?
Partner: Yeah, I'm in need of some anal.
*guy and partner proceed to get big dicks.*
Partner: Oh shit, stop penetrating me, I need to do a shit.
Guy: Oh shit! Getting my dick out now....
*Partner shits all over the bed 3 seconds later.*
Guy: Woah, that was close, I almost got shite sex!
Partner: Yeah, I'm in need of some anal.
*guy and partner proceed to get big dicks.*
Partner: Oh shit, stop penetrating me, I need to do a shit.
Guy: Oh shit! Getting my dick out now....
*Partner shits all over the bed 3 seconds later.*
Guy: Woah, that was close, I almost got shite sex!
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The bigotry of punishing others for hate while being devoid of love.
The bigotry of punishing others for hate while being devoid of love.
by El Yogi January 2, 2026
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