Shirt Turkeys

The visual affect given when women wear shirts that expose the top of their breasts.

Thing 1: "I wish there was a term for the visual affect given when women wear shirts that expose the top of their breasts."

Thing 2: "Shirt Turkeys, bro. Ripe for the gobbling."

by x2ice0n2sDAYx August 3, 2012

Dick Shirt

Any shirt a dick would wear/ mess with someone and tell them their wearing a dick shirt

I got my dick shirt,and my dicky floppies

that dick shirts a bit tight on you laddy

where do you buy your dick shirts? The dick store..

by hot carl! August 19, 2009

Capri Shirt

When a complete tool wears a shirt that's about 4 sizes too big and the sleeves are so long it appears he is wearing capris on his arms.

Hey, Joe is a medium but he wears a 2x, it looks like he has on a capri shirt man.

by imovecars89 September 2, 2011

Shirt skort

Yup, shirt skort. On postmalone’s latest track he said

“I wanna see somethin’ in a shirt skort ,please”
It’s like a mix between a shirt and a short that looks like a skirt.

Dude 1: bro what was postmalone on when he said shirt skort.

Dude 2: idk bro what ever rhymes I guess.

by Peanut butter baby June 27, 2022

pink shirt

adj. A male who overcompensates in an attempt to be cool. Most likely a fratboy or douchebag who has their collar popped. So named for their affinity to wear pink shirts out to social events.

That bar was whack, full of pink shirts spending dad's money.

by Waldo_ June 24, 2005

flowery shirt

A Hideous fashion crime, often worn by flamboyant queen's or those who don't quite understand the meaning of chic.

Gee Robin are you 'coming out' with that flowery shirt.

or

This isn't Hawaii what's with the flowery shirt.

by Gilli Kane May 29, 2008

out-shirt

To wear a shirt that is blatantly superior to that of your antagonist.

I totally out-shirted Iceman at the Ironman Florida post-race party.

by Danny Agapito March 26, 2007