schlomposis

schomposis - ʃ/lɑ /mp/oʊ/sɪs

the condition in which one's scrotum adheres to the inner part of the upper thigh, often as a result of excessively warm or humid conditions.

Man, I went down to Florida and caught a bad case of schomposis.

I got the worst case of schlomposis at work today.

by jakeschweinz January 13, 2018

Schlopin’

To masturbate alone.

Last night my mom caught be Schlopin’

by Heffae June 25, 2019

Schloopy

To slap a titty.

She was riding me, I gave her a schloopy. She never saw it coming.

by MrFuxsWell December 7, 2019

Schloopian

Bill Cosby in the dick headass; A person with a penis that is attracted to roofies

Person 1: I got called a Schloopian by these girls bro im sad
Person 2: Hey man hit em with the backwards goldfish penis attachment

by Kdaddy&Pat May 12, 2020

Schlomped

When you get absolutely shit on, fucked, or destroyed in any context. Most usually in a game or sport

Damn dude, a 3 stock? This kid getting Schlomped on!

by Jake 🅱️Aul February 27, 2021

Shlorpin' the little horgie

Sloppin' the hog.
Feeding the baby.

We're in Hagerstown right now stopping for lunch and shlorpin' the little horgie.

by themessenja June 20, 2021

Shclorpy

A person who is so addicted to video games they spend so long playing video games that time isn't even in the presence of a shclorpy

Shclorpy has been playing rainbow six siege for so long time has folded

by Durpywoman58 February 19, 2023