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Adiós George Santos

Adiós George Santos — The 21st century version of “Bye Felicia”. On Friday December 1st 2023 George Santos made history by being expelled from congress without actually being convicted of any crimes — yet.

During his time in Congress, the pudgy purveyor of prevarication proposed four bills — all of which died in committee.

The Avatar of Assignation who had a love affair with lies did his best imitation of Donald J. Trump only to discover that he was a much better drag Queen than he was a Trump “mini-me”.

For his efforts he became a dolphin caught in a tuna net. We were trying to catch MAGA insurrectionist and all we got was Kitara Ravache. And if you don’t know, you better ask somebody!

George Santos, you have earned a place in history! Godspeed you forked tongue adder.
The vote was 311 yeas and 114 nays. The yeas prevailed and George Santos was expelled — Adiós George Santos.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 1, 2023
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Santos

(noun): a dump taken after an expensive meal
“How was dinner?”
“Great, but I ate too much. I had to take a huge Santos in your half-bath. Sorry.”
by fuzzleduzzle December 15, 2023
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Santos and Son's

a landscaping company that mows lawns. It's also good roast material to use against anyone named David Santos
Mr Gooddiss: fucking seana's buns, I'm done, Santos and Son's, shooting from a gun.

Mr Gooddiss: Santos and Son's landscaping, little girls you be raping, lice on head so you be scraping
by Inspector CG June 19, 2018
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juan jose santos

I'm a Juan Jose Santos I'm Dominican, skin color white, have blue/green eyes, tall, I'm pretty cool.
by Juan Jose Santos July 26, 2018
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Juan Frederico Santo III

Juan Frederico Santo III may seem like a cool and popular kid but he's actually GAY. Gay people are terrible and he dances like a Mexican.
Oh, He from the Squid Game? That's a true Juan Frederico Santo III
by GaymerGreen11212192121 October 23, 2022
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Kat Santos

by anonymous January 8, 2022
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Santos

Slang for a big time trapper. Usually used around the 3rd , 4th and 5th of Nottingham. The name ‘Santos’ carry’s and moves weight.
‘I swear the guy is a dealer’
Nah mate, he isn’t anywhere near Santos’
by BigTrapperHameed January 20, 2022
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