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ultimate rubber chicken hair

occurs when one plays the p.e. class game, like ultimate frisbee or something of that nature, but instead of playing with a ball, you play with a rubber chicken, it is the kind of hair you have when you play a really intense game of ultimate rubber chicken.

not everyone plays hard enough to get true ultimate rubber chicken hair, so make sure you work hard, play hard and remember to keep score!(this will help you get that ultimate rubber chicken hair i know you've been wanting)
After 2B p.e. class, the three girls who gave their all on the court had a bad case of ultimate rubber chicken hair.
by asdkfjal;sdkfjkl April 23, 2009
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dolphin rubbing

When a person rubs a dolphin for sexual pleasure of themselves or the dolphin.
Karen and Matt are perverts. I heard they went dolphin rubbing on their honeymoon
by Tweedus101 August 10, 2015
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S.C.R (Sub-conscience Crotch Rubbing)

The act of rubbing ones crotch without even realising one is doing so.

It may be done in a variety of situations that are not slightly arousing to even the most average, psychologically balanced individual

It is done sub-consciencly when the brain finds itself inactive with nothing to do.
Fiddling with your genitals while doing something mundane and inane such as:
- Mid conversation with a casual acquaintance
- Queing in the bank to withdraw money,
- Confessing in church
- Collecting your child from preschool

S.C.R (Sub-conscience Crotch Rubbing) is not a serious psychological ailment but it can lead to distress and situations of awkwardness and sexual embarassment
by FenCor December 26, 2011
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rubbish

trash, garbage, crap, waste,lies, bullshit
George Harrison said that the music of Oasis is "egotistical rubbish" and "just not very interesting". He's a Beatle, what do you expect he'd say about a Beatles wannabe band?
by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 5, 2006
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rubber johnny

slang for a condom. see also johnny
oh s***, the rubber johnny split
by danomccabo January 4, 2004
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rubber game

the tiebreaker game in an already-tied series
team a has won 1 game, team b has won 1 game, the third game is the rubber game
by *Barry August 15, 2006
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rubberneck

to drive slowly past a motor vehicle accident to see the crash
If these people would stop rubbernecking, we could drive past them.
by Light Joker September 5, 2005
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