retarted monkey

A person who thinks they are smart, but really just fuck all the rest of us over.

Retarted Monkey: "Hi my name is ****** and I'm smart!"
Everyone Else: "NO YOU'RE NOT!!!!!!"

by SeanPatrick March 28, 2008

retart

A minxy retard. Retard to a 't'

"Minxy, you retart, you fucked that up better than anyone else could."

by Tincher October 23, 2008

Retart

A retarded person's way to say retard. The most ironic shit on the face of the earth in the form of grammar. These people have no problem with dishing out a misspelled insult and in the process making themselves look like the actual retard in the process.

Youtube commenters:

Dumbass13yearoldboy - Lol bro ur(notice the usage of the wrong You're in this situation also) a retart I pwned you

ActualSmartPersonWithSense
@Dumbass13yearoldboy
No, you're the fucking retard. How the hell can you not "retard". What the hell is a retart?

by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI September 16, 2011

Retarted

I guy who has a ten inch ding dong and calls himself daddy and tells little kids that his “gf” is pregnant of fornite.

This nigga retarted

by Hoe bicth October 30, 2018

retartd

Someone who acts stupid or someone is mentally disabled. Or just acting like you’re mentally disabled.

Making weird faces and making mentally disabled nosies and being retartded

by ColdWitchNipples May 3, 2019

retarted

mad fucked up off of anything

nig #1: mann how much u smoke

nig #2: iuno man but im fuckin retarted

by preefer February 28, 2007

retarted

people that aren't preps

they are preps so you know they aren't retarted!

by Anonymous October 12, 2002