Remote

(noun) Something which is always too far away, even if it's just a metre away from you, especially if you're lying on a couch.

Origin: From the adjective, remote, which means far away.

Mum: Why did you call?
Me: Can you pass me the remote? I can't reach it.
Mum: You called me from the next room to give you something which is lying just next to you???

by Leviosa Dragon March 04, 2016

Remote

An inanimate master Hide & Seek player than can turn on and control televisions, DVD players, supersonic missiles, etc.

God dammit, Kyle, I can't find the stupid remote!

by fngf3501 April 12, 2022

Remote

The magic object that controls all of life.

The remote just made a baby come to life.
Oh my goodness!

by #olderlady October 02, 2018

Remote

Something I’m too lazy to get

Ok time for a movie... oh I forgot the remote, but I’m too lazy to get it, SLAVES GET MY REMOTE!

by Wuuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwueueueuuee October 09, 2020

Remote

a small device used for lazy people lol

i need a remote

by princess_doggy January 05, 2017

Remote

You’d know what a remote means if you weren’t a remote.

Hey ur a fucking remote. “ Tarynn what does a remote mean ?” it means you’re a fucking remote

by Timmothy April 06, 2021

Remote bfts REAL

A HOT gamer god and very sexy WTF

I am so hot im like Remote bfts REAL

by Remote BFTS REAL June 19, 2021