charter remote

a rather large black penis, around the size of a charter remote: typically veiny, hard to look at but you can't look away.

Rocky: *sends peen pic*
Madigan: "ahhh shiiiii that mugg looks like a charter remote"

by Marty markbride May 20, 2019

Remote Rat

When your tv remote is literally a bowl of cheetos away but your still too lazy to reach out your arm and change the channel.

Jeff is such a remote rat why can’t he just stretch his pewny arm and click a single button.

by Jeffrey the juice man January 25, 2019

remote holiday

A day of relaxing and watching TV on a paid day off.

Ollie: How was your paid holiday day off?

Vern: Awesome! It was a remote holiday, I watched 40 episodes of "murder she wrote" on Netflix!

by TV OD junkie November 19, 2013

Neural Remote Monitoring

It's a gps, whatever,

if someone is using it on u find emp gun, or magnet. locate chip on stalker.

Neural Remote Monitoring

by MineOwedWu's July 27, 2021

《.7.9.7.6.》You Can Only Take Off Wireless Network from Television With Remote Control《.7.9.7.6.》

《.7.9.7.6.》You Can Only Take Off Wireless Network from Television With Remote Control《.7.9.7.6.》

《.7.9.7.6.》You Can Only Take Off Wireless Network from Television With Remote Control《.7.9.7.6.》

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. May 5, 2025

Remote

An inanimate master Hide & Seek player than can turn on and control televisions, DVD players, supersonic missiles, etc.

God dammit, Kyle, I can't find the stupid remote!

by fngf3501 April 12, 2022

Remoted

After being demoted at work. A person can be remoted. Meaning brought back up to their original position.

Did you hear the news? Liam has been remoted back up to his original job title.

by StanleyCT September 17, 2021