red envelope

get a movie in the mail from netflix

John Doe: what did you get in the mail?

Jane Doe: red envelope.

John Doe: what movie?

Jane Doe: only the greatest movie of all time, Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

by OhaiNoName March 20, 2011

Red Eye

Much like a brown eye, you spread your buttcheeks over someone's face until they see your buttwhole, but with it being stretched to the point of turning red.

"Gave my friend a red eye the other day, now he has pink eye and made me pay for medicine."

by Pirate Jester January 5, 2009

red elephant

It is when you murder someone and then everyone talks about it.

John had a red elephant party after he had killed Jane

by Akalilypad December 17, 2013

red eye of the maelstrom

Someone's red, raw butthole after losing their anal virginity.

After screwing her in the ass, I could see the red eye of the maelstrom.

by Static_Deth September 5, 2013

red engine

Word that denotes Hiv+ person who is going around sleeping with others without telling them that they are infected.

Did you hear that Leah has been sleeping with Trent? Yeah you know i heard that she has that Red engine and refuses to let her partners know about it.

by buge April 25, 2014

Red Eye

It's where you give your lady friend a Hickey on her booty hole

"My boyfriend gave me a red eye last night and now it feels weird to sit down

by ManWhxre August 1, 2016

red eye stinger

When you forget to wipe your ass or don't wipe good enough and your ass totally gets really red and burns like a motherfucker.

1. Bro I didn't wipe good enough and now I totally got a mean red eye stinger.

2. Damn bro I'm trying to go be a fucking idiot but this red eye stinger hurts when I walk!

by McAssNigga July 1, 2016