rectangle of knowledge

A smartphone, keeper of almanacs through Wikipedia.

When did Vesuvius erupt?
I don't know, let's check the Rectangle of Knowledge.

by flamewader May 3, 2021

plastic debt rectangle

A piece of plastic where your debt is stored

Should’ve replaced “credit card” with “plastic debt rectangle”

by sayerseswq September 18, 2020

rectacular

Very crap.

Rectum + Spectacular = Rectacular

That movie had a rectacular ending - i.e. It was rubbish.

by Ed-Z June 1, 2006

Rectal Baby

1) A really big turd that has moved into ones rectum and pushing to get out.

2) A big compacted poop created by having some bum loving before evacuating ones bowls.

Urgh, I think Im about to give birth to a rectal baby!

Hey Joe...I wanna have your rectal babies...

by FuzzyFrog July 26, 2010

Rectalplasm

Noun- a sticky and gelatinous residue originating in the anus, often produced from anal sex.

"I stuck it in her back door last night, now I have rectalplasm all over my sheets."

by Rip Van Stinkhole October 10, 2011

Rectal Vomiting

The process of defecating that is subject to a large volume being passed in waves, during one sitting.

Guy 1: Dude, why were you in the bathroom for so long.

Guy 2: Man, that was some bad Chinese food – rectal vomiting was not my idea on spending the last hour.

by slappynappy August 27, 2013

rectal hammering

Rectal hammering, verb, adj, it is when you experience a situation when lots of air rushes out your bum in an air hammer manner, some people that suffer from rectal hammering can experience this hundreds of times in a day.

"OMG these farts are just ripping right out of me", " no dude sounds like you have a bad case of rectal hammering".

by Willy Lickit February 17, 2015