Recession Muff

When, due to the downturn in the economy, a woman must forgo her bikini/brazilian wax.

I met a totally cute guy at Toronado last night but I couldn't go home with him because I have recession muff.

by The Huerta Chicks January 15, 2009

Recession Depression

General malaise about the recession that leads you to spend more money or engage in other acts to try to forget about your personal financial woes in this economy.

I have Recession Depression so bad. All I want to do is go to Best Buy today and charge a Wii.

by Sarah Wides October 3, 2008

All these racks give me a boner

When all the cash/money gives you a hardon

All these racks give me a boner I'm too hard!

by niggasamuel March 10, 2019

reckless eyeballin

When your girl is lookin at another mutha fucka like she wants to go home with him

yo man whats wrong with your girl.
she was out at the mall reckless eyeballin and I had to smack her ass up.

by Wishful Thinking December 18, 2005

Recession Girlfriend

Not necessarily the prettiest girl of the bunch, but one who works in a bar or store and can get you free stuff. A girl to have on your side.

"My friends with hot girlfriends live at home with their parents while my Recession Girlfriend serves me free drinks all night long at the bar near my own apartment."

by Fans of Mr. T...fool! July 15, 2009

Recession Growout

A Recession growout is when you wait a long time between hair salon visits due to the worsening economy, so your hair gets longer and unkempt.

News Reporter: Women are really cutting back on visits to the hair salon.

Girl: Yeah, instead of going to the salon every week I go once evry 3 weeks, I have what you call a Recession Growout.

by RushLife March 17, 2009

Reckless Thug

someone who does what ever he wants without thinking of other people. He is normally loud and makes a lot of jokes.

That dude is a total reckless thug

by thedannyball December 27, 2014