Rooney

An alpha male who is obsessed with dairy. He drinks at the very least 3 cups of milk per day. The local supermarkets ask him how much milk to order so they don’t run out of stock.

“Man that guys such a Rooney!”
“Damn bro you’ve been drinking a lot of milk these days, I think you might be a Rooney.”

by Stickypeachsynergy May 1, 2020

Rhône

A ball tickler.

You're being a Rhône.

by MortensonLxver May 2, 2023

Liam Rooney

Ed Sheeran, orangutan, cat choker, no socks

Liam Rooney has no interest in fucking bitches.

by Lil_noodle March 14, 2019

Roner

A Roner (row-ner) is a random boner.

I was sitting on the couch walking Sportscenter when all of a sudden I popped a Roner.

by RufusDude July 6, 2010

Pull a Rooney

To perform Oral Sex on one's own self

I think Phil is going to Pull a Rooney in the shower tonight

by Young Sunfish May 2, 2015

Wayne Rooney

The newest and best England football player ever. Also one of the top scorers of Euro 2004.

Wayne Rooney may look like Shrek, but he's a fucking good football player.

by Glittery Goddess June 23, 2004

a Wayne Rooney

Slang for extremely ugly prostitute

It was Lee's stag night so the boys got him a Wayne Rooney to celebrate

by robuttt November 15, 2006